Creepy-looking guy who made cameos at all the award shows this season cheats on Sandra Bullock
First Amendment reevaluated after Dennis Miller’s impersonation of Rachel Maddow’s excitement over Jon Stewart’s impersonation of Glenn Beck
Hollywood ruins man’s childhood with hasty movie remake, gruesome killing spree of all preschool classmates
(via historicaltumblrs)
This took way too long to make, but on the plus side it’s not funny at all.
See, I share with you the failures as well as the defeats. Wait.
The Onion, Letters to the Editor.
#17cf00
Your contract expressly prohibits dangerous activities, like extreme sports or riding the subway on St. Patrick’s Day.
Jack to Tracy on 30 Rock (via natface)
Surely this has been done before, but here’s my version anyway.
(Kottke did a big writeup about this iconic photo a ways back, FYI.)
This life sucks so bad because we cannot have the drinks we desire.
Actual message I just sent to another human being after realizing that we both want beverages that are not at hand. (I want juice.)
Fixed.
