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This took way too long to make, but on the plus side it’s not funny at all.

See, I share with you the failures as well as the defeats. Wait.

Holy schnikes.

A team of scientists has succeeded in putting an object large enough to be visible to the naked eye into a mixed quantum state of moving and not moving.

(via Nature via Kottke)

The Onion, Letters to the Editor.

Surely this has been done before, but here’s my version anyway.

(Kottke did a big writeup about this iconic photo a ways back, FYI.)

Fixed.

One of my side-blogs that never went anywhere was a Tumblr for Walter Sobchak, the content of which would consist solely of Walter reblogging people and adding “Shut the fuck up, [name]!”

I’m not kidding: Here it is/was.

Someone please make a recut of The Shining where every room in the hotel has a gratuitous poster of Bea Arthur.

None of my ideas are working out tonight, so here’s a giant dolphin flying through Times Square.

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