February 1st, 2012
if you have a cat can you put cheese on it and take a picture and give it to me

I don’t have a cat. Can I put cheese on something else and take a picture and give it to you? How about a dog? My face? A sandwich?

February 1st, 2012
I don’t like this game.

I don’t like this game.

February 1st, 2012
caecitas:

(by GirlAi)

I’d like to caption this with every tweet horse_ebooks has ever made.

caecitas:

(by GirlAi)

I’d like to caption this with every tweet horse_ebooks has ever made.

Reblogged from Ceguera
February 1st, 2012

I wonder what the odds are that I get into this Tumbling cabbie’s cab one day.

February 1st, 2012
It will if the person is just over in the other room and you’re naked.

It will if the person is just over in the other room and you’re naked.

(Source: nsnklv)

Reblogged from 顔のない天使
February 1st, 2012

My entire lunch on Monday through Friday is a Starbucks venti mocha (with whipped cream) and a cigarette.

I ground up and sprinkle the cigarette on the mocha to improve the taste.

February 1st, 2012
samaralex:

by Masashi Mochida

Monkeys make me go “awwwwww.”

Mostly because I’m worried they’re going to rise up and take over society.

It’s really more of an “awwwwww shit,” but I never get that far.

samaralex:

by Masashi Mochida

Monkeys make me go “awwwwww.”

Mostly because I’m worried they’re going to rise up and take over society.

It’s really more of an “awwwwww shit,” but I never get that far.

February 1st, 2012
Internet News Network Network is just a really bad version of the Onion....

I know! Isn’t it great?! Thank you!

January 31st, 2012
eatseamless:

Two Slice Tuesday.

Where is the Tumblr/Seamless integration I’ve been pushing for!? I should be able to order this food directly from this post, damn it. Just kidding, ha ha ha!

(For those who don’t know, Seamless is a site that people use to have food delivered from restaurants to their door. 90% of the food I’ve eaten in New York has been ordered through this beautiful website.)

eatseamless:

Two Slice Tuesday.

Where is the Tumblr/Seamless integration I’ve been pushing for!? I should be able to order this food directly from this post, damn it. Just kidding, ha ha ha!

(For those who don’t know, Seamless is a site that people use to have food delivered from restaurants to their door. 90% of the food I’ve eaten in New York has been ordered through this beautiful website.)

January 31st, 2012

On Key & Peele

Peter Atencio has had a great Tumblr blog since 2007. Peter Atencio also has a show premiering tonight called called Key & Peele. It’s a sketch comedy show starring two guys named Keegan Michael Key & Jordan Peele who are incredibly smart and funny. It’s on Comedy Central, which also has a great Tumblr blog.

Key & Peele : Comedy Central : 10:30/9:30c tonight

Comic Rob Delaney, who also has a great Tumblr blog, said this about the matter:

The director of every episode is Peter Atencio, who is not just a hired gun who they thought “Oh, he’s safely and dependably directed a bunch of sketch comedy shows or a bunch of Comedy Central shows so we know he won’t fuck it up.” No, he’s a very young precocious asshole who is (and I apologize for using this word) an artist. I mean that in the best way; there are cinematic techniques used in the show that are wildly creative and exciting and beautiful that add elements to the show’s feel that Rick Sloan, a hack director I just made up, would never have thought up or bothered with.

Want to know more? Peter was interviewed for Splitsider, which also has a great Tumblr blog, by Natasha Vargas-Cooper, who also has a great Tumblr blog.

Set your DVRs if you got ‘em.

January 31st, 2012

A group of mice partying in my kitchen all night kept me up.

Advice needed: What music should I play tonight to make my kitchen less of a hot party place? Skrillex?

They really loved the Coldplay from last night. That was my mistake. Lesson learned.

(Also, reminder to myself: I should get rid of those teeny-tiny red party cups that I leave on the floor next to a teeny-tiny keg filled with teeny-tiny beer. Not sure why I even have those things.)

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