This took way too long to make, but on the plus side it’s not funny at all.
See, I share with you the failures as well as the defeats. Wait.
#17cf00
Jack to Tracy on 30 Rock (via natface)
Surely this has been done before, but here’s my version anyway.
(Kottke did a big writeup about this iconic photo a ways back, FYI.)
Actual message I just sent to another human being after realizing that we both want beverages that are not at hand. (I want juice.)
Fixed.
One of my side-blogs that never went anywhere was a Tumblr for Walter Sobchak, the content of which would consist solely of Walter reblogging people and adding “Shut the fuck up, [name]!”
I’m not kidding: Here it is/was.
Someone please make a recut of The Shining where every room in the hotel has a gratuitous poster of Bea Arthur.
None of my ideas are working out tonight, so here’s a giant dolphin flying through Times Square.

