This is a proud moment.

LA Story 2: Harris K. Telemacher Takes Manhattan would be awesome.

Reference.

Photo reply:

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!!

Bah.

Porkchop sandwiches!

These GI Joe PSA remixes made by fenslerfilm a million years ago are still some of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

catbird:

david:

BIG ASS MESSAGE.com via urlesque

DUDE, HEY TOPH, WHAT. THE. FUCK?????

I.e., BigGiantHelvetica.Com, a Catbird/Topherchris joint, est. July 9, 2008. Guess our “big” wasn’t big enough (we should’ve set those sizes as percentages…..)

Big and giant just isn’t what it used to be. Sidebar: I want to do tinyassmessage.com now.

A fire alarm is going off. Should I be alarmed?

Now they are saying I groped a male staffer. Yeah, I did. Not only did I grope him. I tickled him until he couldn’t breathe, and then four guys jumped on top of me.

Former Rep. Eric J. Massa, who I sincerely hope goes on television every day just for the lulz.

Thanks CNN.

Actual Subject Lines Used in Mass Emails from John Kerry Which Scared Me for Half a Second Because They Could Also Be from Irate Exes

  • Stop the games
  • Enough
  • Hogwash?
  • make them accept it
  • break through
  • No time left for excuses
  • It’s Up To You To Fight