2008

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I just cancelled my VOX account for good. It was a tough decision. Oh God, I hope I didn’t...

The greatest thing about Tumblr is that...

Koyaanisqatsi is on Google Video

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“Your mom (various birth dates) is the woman who gave birth...”
— via Your mom - Dickipedia - A...

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You guys like my new layout? Photoshop has its place and...

Note about that picture I took down

ben: THAT WAS NOT ME, that was TOPHERCHRIS. He’s not lying. It’s true. I’m...

You people are so fucking vain

Haha, I’m kidding. Thanks for answering my dare, and giving me back some faith in the...

jessicagoldharalson: I’d so do me.

johnbrissenden: I’d so do me…

Crap, that last post was too serious....

I dare you to post a picture of yourself with the text “I’d so do me.” underneath....

I’ll be the very first to admit, I’ve done some...

It’s a little sad that I needed this sign outside the...

Choke clip: Requirements

Best When Obama Wins so far.

“Why don’t you ever fucking post my confessions topherchris?...”
— said an anonymous...

“For the first time ever, [John] Williams revealed the lyric...”
— Oh my sweet baby jesus… ...

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(via Obey the Pure Breed)

Fear of Everything (via Alex Remnick via Film is not dead it...

Welcome to the O.C.

Time for a new theme I think? Yes, definitely.

Inquisitor Acquired By Yahoo!

Moleskine Notebooks: The Ultimate Guide

PODCAST

deplorableword: nostrich: I was made to promise this would never see the light of day, but I’m...

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“Our modern skulls house a stone age mind.”
— Principle number five from...

Illinois man designs beer can coffin

fatmanatee: Today, in Crazy Florida: flying boats. This...

Awesome idea. Order your mom some Pizza Hut for...

How I Spent My Stimulus

Dino Run

One of my hobbies is collecting photos of clean, organized...

Public Service Announcement

Mother’s Day is this Sunday. That’s three days from now. Thanks to Amazon gift...

I'm Going to Fart

danielac: Wow. You would. ROFLCOPTER! Why you looking at...

Garfield Minus Garfield and Jon Plus Me Screaming My Guts...

portraits of the dying This exhibition features people...

Weak hosting sauce

Crappy pants! If you happen to find that one of the tumblelogs that I did the design for (like,...

Nifty Word Clock Screensaver (Mac Universal Binary) Funny...

Crazy Florida!

marco: That’s a little creepy. Okay, okay, I’ll come...

Gays for McCain

FW: Brown Recluse spider

That was the subject line in a message from my Uncle. He tends to prefer email forwards with photos...

I promise not to muck up your dashboard with too much more...

Florida substitute teacher dismissed after...

Hallelujah! GodTube gets $30 million...

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For Immediate Release! MARRRAAAAGGG! Arlington, VA —...

On Podcast Planning

not me: how about "your mom called"
not me: and we'll have someone's mom call every show
not me: "no, i'm busy, we'll fuck later"
me: i like the interactivity aspect of that
me: podcast 2.0
not me: totes

Too soon? Blame them.

as a thank you to our fans for your continued support, we...

I think I need this one. (via)

Police: Mother shot 8-year-old daughter in...

“If Hillary had cool t-shirts, would hipster white guys...”
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CNN Video: 'Sexting' pics on cell phones

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The three superstates and disputed territories in Nineteen...

Forcing five metronomes to sync

PROTIP: Interpersonal Relations

Make me pancakes and I’ll be very, very happy.

Kentucky Derby

Man, I’m lame. I had no idea the Kentucky Derby was today. What a loser I turned out to be.

Each page of the Top Secret Password Notepad has spaces...

For my next trick, I will Twitter my way out of a water-filled sphere live on the Oprah Winfrey...

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Okay, so about this "midget porn" thing

Does anybody else use “midget porn” as a phrase to blanketly refer to the plethora of...

Who is Christopher Price?

Re: Spiritual Water

Spiritual Water

“I am in a permanent state of intellectual erection.”
— Salvidor Dali

Reblogging

I dunno. I think if one completely ignores the following/follower aspect of it, then it’s...

bagcoffee: World’s Wost Social Networking Group  (sorry...

bagcoffee: Gonna be that kind of evening… Indeed.

Hillary Presents: Project T-shirt!

On Vimeo vs. YouTube

Here are the reasons why I’ll continue to post to Vimeo, no matter how long it takes for video...

RE: Attention NYC Tumblrs

fatmanatee: topherchris: My mom is somewhere in Penn Station. Go say hi. TUMBLR MEETUP! tell her...

Attention NYC Tumblrs

My mom is somewhere in Penn Station. Go say hi.

“Big Brother isn’t watching. He’s singing and dancing. He’s...”
— Chuck Palahniuk’s Lullaby

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allibautista: lomo: We heart it / Visual bookmark for...

I have this problem where some mornings I wake up and realize that I have some bizarre little...

I need, like, two of you to beta test...

UPDATE: Thanks for your help. Got what I need. More soon.

Oh you thought I was kidding? Donate now, bitches. Knox,...

Rejected WorkGrrs

Could i have this theme? thanks in advantage. my email: redacted.

Obama ‘08: The April fundraising deadline is coming...

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Wow guys, a meme! This is what your blog would look like on...

Reader mail! MW wrote in with a photo: If your blog was...

Perfect choice, I must say.

Attempting to run a Drupal site on a cheap shared hosting plan is a rewarding experience. ...

Grreow

workgrrs: I pray that Karma exists. This way I know people that do SQL injection will die slow...

Patterns

Some of my Tumblr acquaintances love to point out that I never miss an opportunity to suck up to Mr....

Postcards From Your Money

alexbalk: I’ve spent the last few weeks waiting for Doree and Jess to post the fake postcard from a...

tumblcrush: Vinh can give me an Ewok anytime :) This sure makes me glad that urbandictionary.com...

PROTIP: Tech Support

When emailing a screenshot of your web-browser to IT to illustrate a problem, be sure to have a few...

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“I find it more than a little disturbing that when sending my...”
— Ted

SEO is a joke

Oh wow, it’s all clear now. Saying you specialize in SEO actually means you follow 2k people...

'Free Tibet' flags made in China

Doing it wrong and not caring.

Muxtape: Crap I made a while back in Soundtrack Pro So I made some audio a long while back and now...

danielac: I want this. Can everyone in our civilization...

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Pentagon Suspends Military Media Analysts...

Grand Theft Auto IV: Reception

I don’t care if Doozla is for kids, it’s a cute...

No, YOU have an error in your SQL syntax, bitch.

I must say, I’m officially honored as shit that You Look Nice Today is using one of my themes...

“You see, “infamous” means he’s more than...”
— Bar none, my favorite line...

YTMND - Whoopi Goldbird™ talks about Crystal...

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Girls asking boys out, human sacrifice,...

lovepuppy: Crush time. Do you: 1. Be ballsy and tell the person/ask them out (re: girls asking...

I'm surprised only 9 people, included me,...

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as...”
— Douglas Adams

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almostreblog

When somebody emails you to say they would reblog something of yours if a particular circumstance...

Shirley Temple breaks arm, apparently...

Maybe she was just making sure she was still alive? Shirley Temple Black quietly celebrated her...

YouTube - Charlie the Unicorn 2

Hey, Wii Fit - I fucked your mum, OK?

johnbrissenden: Health Naziism entered our home today iin the form of a liittle white plastiic...

On Blogebrities and Stalkers

Okay. I’ve been doing some reading, and I now believe that everyone following me is a cyber...

jessicagoldharalson: No, we just pretend not to hear them, because we have to in order to go about...

gooneruk: Earth is the only planet that isn’t named after a god. My most random...

How To Make Your Own Judd Apatow Movie

sarazucker: many thanks to chris for making my day...

Will somebody make me work on this website please?

Tumblr homepage, zombie-fied

“In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat, you need it.”
— Napoleon Bonaparte

typeracer

79 WPM on typeracer, bitches. Anybody know how to get your car to teabag the loser?

Ever wake up from a nap that was longer than you expected, and you feel like you slept through...

Buzzkill Fortune Cookie: Excitement, intrigue, and dark-winged fungus gnats follow you closely...

Chirrp: 8-second voicemail for Twitter

Nwsppr has a Twitter

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