topherchris
I work/play at Tumblr.
I live in Brooklyn.
Dinosaurs are fuckin' awesome.
I live in Brooklyn.
Dinosaurs are fuckin' awesome.
Pinellas Park man attacked by alligator while trying to flee traffic stop f
Shout out to St. Petersburg FLA.
THANKS FOR HELPING US REACH OUR GOAL IN ONE DAY!!
Here’s one out of 22 songs on our record Endless Fantasy, out May 14th.Check out this SAAACK writeup from Killscreen
Music!
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Above: The Cicada Millennial in its natural state.
Related: Billions of cicada millennials set to overrun East Coast, social media
I don’t know, I had to do something with it.
Here is my impression of the internal monologue of everyone who exited the NYC Subway system with me this morning. Please note: It is currently raining.
“OH MY GOD! RAIN! IT IS REALLY RAINING! LET ME STOP ON THE STAIRWELL IN THE WAY AND PULL OUT MY PONCHO HERE! OKAY GOT IT! OH! GOTTA OPEN THIS UMBRELLA HERE BEFORE I PROCEED! OOPS! SORRY I POKED YOU IN THE EYE WITH IT! HAHA JUST KIDDING I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE! OKAY HERE I GO!”
Beastie Boys — Three MC’s and One DJ
I just want to make the perfect Tumblr post. That’s what I want.
I photoshopped Jodi Arias wearing Google Glass because they are both things that people care about right now.
Today is No Socks Day and if you have anything important to make or say about it, please step right over here.
Wet Subway Floor Made a Reflection So What the Hell I Took a Pic by topherchris
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