Photo reply!
My mouse is back.
Who wants to come over and deal with it for me?
I haven’t been following either of these fine blogs just so this would happen.
I am 12.
The best thing about The Marriage Ref so far is watching Jerry Seinfeld’s awkward attempt to laugh convincingly at everything Kelly Ripa says.
(Look: I’ve seen 134 commercials for this damn show, so I’m gonna watch the first episode.)
Tumblr feature suggestion that I will decide is stupid by tomorrow:
I’d like to hover over a post and see a map which shows where in the world are people who liked it.
I just ordered for delivery: peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and milk.
I am fucking awesome.
My Top 2010 Winter Olympics Moments
- When AT&T showed Gretchen Bleiler doing a Double McFlurry off the edge of the universe.
- When VISA got Morgan Freeman to make me feel sad and then happy for Dan Jansen.
- When Nyquil showed Apolo Ohno snoring.
- When Nike did that cool viral motion human chain thing.
- When Coke showed a massive snowball fight in the Athletic Village.
U-S-A! U-S-A!
Every year I sustain a violent head injury on purpose so I can lose enough memory to enable me to watch Arrested Development for the very first time, again and again. No downsides.
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
WHER AM I
Oh! Ugh! Outrageous! This is pure snow! It’s everywhere!
Park Avenue is the opposite of busy.
Where is my goddamn flamethrower?
