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I know you miss my usually heavy output of nonsense on here, but don’t despair. I’ll be back in full-force just as soon as I’m done watching undocumented workers turn my townhouse into the most amazing townhouse in the whole world.

We’re getting close now: New paint almost everywhere, new carpet, carpet cleaning, new landscaping, a beautiful new light fixture in the master bathroom, and dozens of other things I’m forgetting.

(So I can sell/rent it at a decent price, so I can move to Manhattan, just so I can pose in an ironic photo with Julia Allison.)