June 24th, 2009

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Name one thing more important than Perez Hilton.

  1. stammy answered: *
  2. darushimo answered: Name one thing less.
  3. orangasing answered: toffee, christ, topherchris?
  4. bunnynico answered: Air
  5. driven47 answered: The cut of your jib
  6. thefrogman answered: this persistent zit on my nose
  7. teawithlemon answered: even paris hilton is more important than perez
  8. fajitatime answered: Tampons.
  9. gamerchick02 answered: golf
  10. danielac answered: everything else.
  11. byepolar answered: you
  12. monsieurledan answered: Real news.
  13. spinlighted answered: my tits.
  14. markbean answered: pussy
  15. mandalay answered: cigarettes, obviously.
  16. singulus answered: Ashton Kutcher ?
  17. parentheses answered: my bleeding vagina.
  18. nikography answered: my dick
  19. aleatoire answered: OH NO THEY DIDN’T
  20. emeryowa answered: penguins
  21. malackey answered: just one thing? Okay then - EVERYTHING.
  22. nesthings answered: everything
  23. suzendonut answered: the dump i took this morning?
  24. iambal answered: Febreeze
  25. soupsoup answered: everything
  26. bryanwashere answered: the dustmights under my desk…
  27. nakedhermione answered: Taking a shit -.-
  28. rideorisirisum answered: Jackie Kennedy :)
  29. morpho answered: Pfffft. As if you don’t know. ;)
  30. jmhtalley answered: tacos carnitas
  31. erikanerd answered: Me
  32. paulstraw answered: hugh jackman.
  33. halfwaynowhere answered: The hand of Will.I.Am’s “manager.” Perez’s face may have hurt it.
  34. starline answered: Puppies.
  35. nickpitman answered: oxygen.
  36. ramenpolanski answered: the sun
  37. shwaaaaa-archive answered: the poop sitting in the toilet. ew.
  38. sarahspy answered: sandwiches
  39. bugn answered: coffee! coffee is way more important.
  40. 909miles answered: Jock Itch
  41. kiamatthews answered: Menstrual Blood
  42. bryanboova answered: Cheerios
  43. gooneruk answered: Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters
  44. blogofastudent answered: Uranus
  45. kapi answered: porn
  46. arynnelizabeth answered: Paris Hilton! hahaha
  47. paris87 answered: Sex in space
  48. nostrich answered: You.
  49. djnewstyle answered: the contents of a used pediegg
  50. lacey answered: gossip websites…oh wait.
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