topherchris · Topherchris seems like the kind-of guy who would treat you to a steak dinner and then leave unannounced. Only to show up again, and you’re like “Dude, where the hell did you go?” and he’s all like “Dude, I was getting you steak sauce.” Then you realize you’re in a bathtub. Filled with steak sauce.

December 3rd, 2011

Topherchris seems like the kind-of guy who would treat you to a steak dinner and then leave unannounced. Only to show up again, and you're like "Dude, where the hell did you go?" and he's all like "Dude, I was getting you steak sauce." Then you realize you're in a bathtub. Filled with steak sauce.

Bingo. Life is insane, am I right?

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