December 20th, 2011

If the last 3 posts on your Tumblr dashboard were combined into a single news story, what would its headline be?

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  1. camcorder-test-2012 reblogged this from topherchris
  2. landofopposites answered: The Beatles are a sexy fat lady/man and they are on meth.
  3. lavieparfait answered: bitches eat potatoes
  4. burnspell answered: Teenage murder spree ensues at King Crimson concert on Golden Gate Bridge
  5. carol0cruz answered: wtf is this shit?
  6. envybree answered: IDKKK LOL
  7. 11tomtom11 answered: is Graphics Art?
  8. hmuonmybeeper answered: Drag queen falls out of wheel chair black girls proceed to twurk on top of his twitching body.
  9. bluelb-bunny answered: Girl looking at typography in new T.Mobile commercial is from Even Stevens.
  10. keeplesleyweird answered: Logged in as keeplesleyweird
  11. fuck-the-system7 answered: THE NEW NEON CONSUMPTION HOUR!
  12. smartandsafe answered: the best thing on the internet is a dog with hair and something about a church
  13. proper-taste answered: Cuba plan B. A class corporate card in Philadelphia.
  14. tiptoelightlypastmymind answered: Gin Loving Cat Crawls into Owner’s Bowl After Question is Ignored.
  15. crazyfolk answered: My Girls Friend is Awkward
  16. pripagodeira answered: Um coraçâo triste
  17. kuruseiru answered: A musical lion tells us how hungry he is, in sign language.
  18. gabrielbiell answered: was not matched any I create my sentences copied.
  19. chumpsview answered: Black & White Santa on a biplane, gets a ribbon tattoo in a pretty blue colour
  20. bugswelcome answered: jazz and a hoop and a hog
  21. chrisfrancis27 answered: Crazy cat lady tweets in Japanese to 2 owls
  22. ticklr answered: merry christmas you filthy animals
  23. ooohisee answered: BUTTS
  24. sheinhartwigcompany answered: Blue Skies for Spice Girls and Robots
  25. aldopaez answered: your mom
  26. the-sanguine-philosopher answered: Swag means never losing your smile:)
  27. wemustdocumentourtimes answered: Merry Chrimbus, don’t get tan lines on your bosom.
  28. prettybowsandribbons answered: animals take over the world with cuteness
  29. underatedgentlemen answered: Atomic Hipster Girl With Playful Fox
  30. mitchellbot answered: Kermit Frog Sparkles on the Dentist
  31. iamlove88 reblogged this from gunpowder-treason
  32. myphysicalbromance answered: MOTHERFUUUUUUUUUUU
  33. if-and-i-do-mean-if answered: Classy corporate christmas card under ranks Hitler cat, which was a close second to pug in a pizza box.
  34. dollzi answered: …
  35. wanderlustandtethers answered: Famblr.
  36. kendell answered: Chinese cardboard box fort receives free iPad as a gift to itself for Christmas.
  37. notanotherrob answered: Bizarre Looking Freak Terrorizes Private Libraries With Arson
  38. paperstarjar answered: skyrim kitten love final fantasy 9.
  39. pencilblots answered: So For the Sixth Time in Less Than Two Years, I Did it. A Little Help, Guys?
  40. cherrylema answered: a damm cutes bff’s downloading a car.. hahahahhahaha!
  41. wherethespiritmeetsthebone answered: Emma Watson party rock honor student
  42. frapi77 answered: nnooooooooooooooo
  43. itsimpossibru answered: Boy Bananas Now Used to Moisturize Skin.
  44. justasimpledude answered: GOD WHAT WORD?
  45. cutethingsinpaint answered: a cat with a bushy black moustache eating a hamster in a plastic car while Fox News’ xmas card shows all news networks being led by sheep.
  46. theramblingark answered: Sea shell things your name is not Linda I tripped last night
  47. pinkyandtheblog answered: Christmas puppies attacking two men in a boat with a horse who see disney princesses dressed in winter finery.
  48. isay answered: Drunken enslavement on the back seat
  49. jhennyforever answered: oi
  50. kookimonstur answered: im not full of myself?
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