August 5th, 2009
So, to sum up: Two reporters working for Al Gore's Current TV tresspass on North Korea, which arrests them and sentences them to 12 years hard labor. Al Gore keeps quiet publicly, working to get them free. North Korea, desperate for star power, asks for Bill Clinton to come "negotiate". Gore asks Clinton to do him this solid; Obama's people are all like "Whatevs, we're calling it a 'private mission', aiiight?", and Clinton went, and didn't smile when that murderous dictator hoped he would for the photo op, and Clinton said "Are we good? If so, I'm taking my journalist friends home, fucker," and he did, and we're good.

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