January 31st, 2012

A group of mice partying in my kitchen all night kept me up.

Advice needed: What music should I play tonight to make my kitchen less of a hot party place? Skrillex?

They really loved the Coldplay from last night. That was my mistake. Lesson learned.

(Also, reminder to myself: I should get rid of those teeny-tiny red party cups that I leave on the floor next to a teeny-tiny keg filled with teeny-tiny beer. Not sure why I even have those things.)

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  1. justfabulousthanksforasking answered: play friday by rebecca black
  2. segredosdeumgarota answered: oi
  3. kampos4metal answered: you want to turn of that party? 2 Words : Justin - Bieber
  4. kaytlinhansen answered: Hahahaha. none. clean your house.
  5. hacknyc answered: Try something from the baroque. Vivaldi, perhaps. They won’t be partying to the Four Seasons, I’ll wager.
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  7. adiaryofadivorcee answered: Peanut butter on the traps, or DECON. I live in a barn, I know how to kill the fuckers.
  8. hannahkessel answered: I’ve heard they hate Lllama del Rey.
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  10. rebriceno answered: “TioCoromotto” from Vzla! // Twitter: @TioCoromotto // Buscalo en Reverbnation.com
  11. sorenowl answered: Enya really kills a party
  12. mabeluphigh answered: Sinatra.. haha
  13. real29 answered: idk!!
  14. whisperirish answered: ……….. Lady Gaga…. or…. sing to them yourselves? :D
  15. neurosomaticrapture answered: teeny-tiny kegger. D’AW.
  16. fromashsealedwithakiss answered: Maybe roll them little tiny bowls so they get high and just chiiiilllll
  17. morgatoast answered: If you play Nickelback, no one will want to party in your kitchen.
  18. parkerlewiscanlose answered: AC/DC’s “Highway to Hell” on continuous loop.
  19. franzakrobata answered: Put on indira Radic - Maria , they’ll commit suicide :D
  20. addictedtoart1 answered: borgore- saturday night will get rid of them :) you have to wait till the drop… then there all gone :3
  21. jellabyjones said: you should give them all teeny tiny roofies, and then place them in your neighbor’s bed. They will think they had sex with a bunch of mice!
  22. sun-to-the-sky answered: skrillex : P
  23. shymagical answered: Tape an annoying sound and say its some fashionable performance art music.
  24. erillebe answered: Make sure there aren’t any teeny tiny ping pong balls! Mice are wicked at tiny beer pong. I suggest some Abba to cool the party down.
  25. jonthezombie answered: Play nickelback, and give them some celery. Just…. celery.
  26. harrywilsondunaway answered: just give them some Rusko and some Borgore, they’ll either get really weirdly horny or they’ll high-tail it outta there.
  27. immakickassbailey answered: haha, try some rap shit to scare them off ;)
  28. eatmybrainz answered: nyan cat.
  29. surfingdonut answered: Nickleback.
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