topherchris

Their rivalry goes back for millennia. Their fight has shattered innumerable lives. Ladies and gentleman, it’s quite possibly the greatest clash of all human civilization, and you get to decide the winner. That’s right, it’s…

Sharks vs. Cats

If you’re brave enough for the challenge, then go forth and pledge your allegiance to either Team Sharks or Team Cats. Once you take your oath, your avatar be adorned with the creature of your choice, and you’ll be able to add posts to the Sharks vs. Cats Arena in support of your comrades.

Victory will come only with your imagination and ingenuity pushed to their limits. The key to success is to make posts which clearly demonstrate the greatness of your chosen beast, as team-wide sums of Tumblarity will determine the winning side. We expect photoshops to play a large role in this battle, just as we expect you’ll be creative with all post types — each with the sole purpose of demonstrating your team’s dominance over the other.

In this, the ultimate showdown, may the best meme-worthy animal win.

Good luck, Tumblrs!

(PS — Big thanks to everyone at Tumblr for making this happen. Having such talented people work on such a wacky idea is really… Crazy.)

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darran reblogged this from topherchris and added:

you ever learn?! Thanks kbkarma.
ralph reblogged this from topherchris and added:

cat person… :)
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I love tumblr, I love sharks, and I love topherchris (yeah, I kinda do). That’s my two cents.
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It really was one of the more bewildering articles I’ve seen recently, and it should probably be taken down. I left my...
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When topherchris instigated...idea” - did he suspect it would trigger a pile-up at...
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nikkidecoy reblogged this from topherchris and added:

wow. i would totally participate if i were actually tumblular.
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habsosliquch reblogged this from topherchris and added:

THIS IS THE ANSWERRR
dederants reblogged this from likeits1991 and added:

Face it… cats always have, always do, and forever will rule the fucking world!!!!!!!!
theprinceofdenmark reblogged this from suicideblonde and added:

SHARKS ROOL. EFFIN ROOL.
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lapetitemort reblogged this from endearing-old and added:

well your choice should be obvious. :D
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twistmac:topherchris: Their rivalry goes back for millennia. Their fight has shattered innumerable lives. Ladies and...
deltafoxtrot reblogged this from topherchris
nakedbedposts reblogged this from skeksis and added:

It looked like a ghost haha. and this is Kaycie ahaha. >.>
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annymefford reblogged this from jessicajean and added:

Gah! I was wondering what was going on! Hah hah
aeillill reblogged this from suicideblonde and added:

super helpful if you’re like me and going why the fuck are their sharks & kittens on peoples avatars?
mitaimon reblogged this from topherchris and added:

これが発端か
douglasmartini liked this
ikilledthecat reblogged this from suicideblonde and added:

TEAM CAT!! =^_^=
p-danielle reblogged this from topherchris and added:

I’m sorry, but I thought it was...Jets. PS…I look really cute
snowbear reblogged this from agentmlovestacos
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bendelaney reblogged this from david and added:

Hell yeah I’m a shark!
adamtdm reblogged this from topherchris
homozygous reblogged this from jacob and added:

I’m a shark. Suck my dick.
danyellisrad liked this
aclaireslattery reblogged this from lovehillaryann and added:

SHARK BAIT HOO HA HA.
prettypineapplestar reblogged this from suicideblonde and added:

I don’t love cats. Ever. I think being a shark will raise my confidence points into level 1. Hahaha.
lovehillaryann reblogged this from kdyldy and added:

well since i’m kind of terrified of sharks… team cat?
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tolasudolsa reblogged this from vaffanbrodo and added:

I have like the worst phobia ever bout sharks and the greatest hate towards cat. that’s an hard choice. cat, cause the...
endearing-old reblogged this from sleepanddream and added:

I didn’t know about this till today! Cat, of course.
yougococo reblogged this from mofosluv and added:

THAT! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
hellforgedhand reblogged this from karenmejia and added:

OR BARRY MANILOW
secondstar05 liked this
comatosethemagician reblogged this from mmikee and added:

Chickens vs. Jellyfish is a much better fight.
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karenmejia reblogged this from mmikee and added:

OR ICE CREAM !!
meshedwithrose reblogged this from theaaronis and added:

Finally, an explanation. That’s all I wanted. Thank you.
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theaaronis reblogged this from mmikee and added:

Why not penis and vagina.
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cydonia reblogged this from suicideblonde and added:

I was thinking “what is this?? why do people’s pictures have whiskers?? how do I get whiskers??”
sciencevsromance reblogged this from david
mdfsmash reblogged this from meaghano and added:

Ditto. I prefer puppies anyway.
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jenn365 reblogged this from fuckyeahsharks and added:

there is some epic battling going down on tumblr right now, it’s pretty awesome. for the record i am TEAM SHARK!!
karmasluxury reblogged this from topherchris and added:

Too bad karmasluxury is an added blog...tomorrowstoday can participate! Boooo.
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lilliesofvanishment reblogged this from suicideblonde and added:

for amanda. (: sorry vinny haha for posting it.
textuallyfrustrated reblogged this from topherchris and added:

my lifesaver ring avatar looked in...shark, I LIKE THE PUSSY. YEH YEH YEH. ++
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singasong reblogged this from jacob and added:

when did this happen? and i’d tote be a cat.
eclecticgi reblogged this from fuckyeahsharks and added:

Oh shit o.O … I don’t even know
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tinfoiltouch reblogged this from suicideblonde and added:

basically, if you don’t pick cats, I will never speak to you ever again :P
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cupcakeofdeath reblogged this from topherchris and added:

die!” P.S. It better
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circusexy reblogged this from suicideblonde and added:

I can’t decide yet. I like sharks more than cats I think, but I like the cat ears and whiskers? Hmmm.
youwannasink reblogged this from letsbeinfiniteee and added:

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
stellarnebula reblogged this from suicideblonde
addictedtotext reblogged this from ninjapixie83 and added:

You make the cutest kitty! the whiskers line up perfectly!
jamfris reblogged this from agentmlovestacos and added:

Yo es que soy más de los...:D //www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8R9GiLImSw
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jessicajean reblogged this from djjazzystef and added:

Obviously a cat person.
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likeits1991 reblogged this from suicideblonde and added:

cats, cats, cats, cats
mr-7 reblogged this from ninjapixie83 and added:

Erm since when were sharks or cats considered part of human civilisation? Or did i hibernate too long. Also cats FTW!
madame-x liked this
mry reblogged this from cassket and added:

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK OH HELL YEAH BB :DDDD
cerealsfordinner reblogged this from suicideblonde
lovetts reblogged this from suicideblonde and added:

bahahaha, i could have said that same thing…i’m definitely a cat
hfiusajoisfdl reblogged this from suicideblonde and added:

This is cute, I joined cats :D
cassket reblogged this from suicideblonde
ninjapixie83 reblogged this from addictedtotext and added:

OMG! I don’t know why this is so exciting.
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suicideblonde reblogged this from topherchris and added:

know how much I love pussy, so…
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addictedtotext reblogged this from piscesinpurple and added:

I don’t get it still but I like Kitties!
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robcurrie reblogged this from shbaldwin and added:

Sharks! C’mon, we get JAWS!
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djjazzystef reblogged this from deliberatepace and added:

Since Team Otter was not an option, I went with the sharks.
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greatkatestate reblogged this from fifteenfortwo and added:

I went shark. SHARK!
fifteenfortwo reblogged this from thegirlweadore and added:

Tigers are cats so I had to sell out sharks and join cats.
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john: topherchris: Cats are lame.
brightsidesuicide reblogged this from jennermelons and added:

I would’ve picked ANYTHING they had that wasn’t cat. Thus, shark.
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twyst reblogged this from agentmlovestacos and added:

OOooh. [04:35PM] Twyst: Why...a cat? [04:35PM] Agent_M: cats vs. sharks! [04:35PM] Twyst:...
crimebycrime reblogged this from playnice and added:

lol i thought the same thing, the shark swollows my whole icon.
playnice reblogged this from topherchris and added:

Rachel here: I step away from my compy...one little movie
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survive reblogged this from fuckyeahsharks and added:

this is amazing! brb being a kitty :)
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lifesamarathon reblogged this from fuckyeahsharks and added:

I figured I should reblog this now that I’m a shark!
silverystars reblogged this from hennypotter and added:

Oh thank you! You are amazinnggg.
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sleepanddream: meaghano: topherchris: Their rivalry goes back for millennia. Their fight has shattered innumerable...
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jenyoung reblogged this from shaneblog and added:

I did this mainly because I want the really cute cat thing around my tumblr picture :3 And cause I fucking love cats. So...
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jennermelons reblogged this from tiffanyarei and added:

TEAM CAT FTW. CATS > SHARKS…ALWAYS.
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v-ee reblogged this from fuckyeahsharks and added:

I LOVE sharks AND cats. this is horrible, I can’t choose.
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feel like Hammerito will enjoy this…
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Kitties may be cute, but I think sharks are the clear victor here.
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dears reblogged this from topherchris and added:

a cat person but I like...I’ve already reblogged 2 shark posts. I am
autismsucks reblogged this from vindyc
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vindyc reblogged this from topherchris and added:

become a kitty: click...first link, hit join, make a post about cats
amotion reblogged this from topherchris and added:

side are you on?
annacannabis reblogged this from joshochos
theahb reblogged this from topherchris and added:

SUCK MY DICK, I’M A SHARK!
tabitha reblogged this from topherchris and added:

why are cats even an option here? bring...sharks vs pugs, please. i want/need
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prolongedwhimsy reblogged this from fuckyeahsharks and added:

I just picked cats. Why? Because as a rule I prefer things with fur. If sharks had fur, it’d be a close battle…but they...
standardgrey reblogged this from fuckyeahsharks and added:

Ok, time for a break from the civic rage:
skinny-cat reblogged this from topherchris
turdeyeblind reblogged this from topherchris and added:

all, but people, we’re talking about SHARKS. If this was...T-Rex’s, I would probably spend
shaneblog reblogged this from topherchris
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youareonvisual reblogged this from topherchris and added:

Haiku Commentary: Trust me. I’m...cat person. Prepare
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agentmlovestacos reblogged this from topherchris and added:

It’s really happening. Whose side are
boyeatsworld reblogged this from meaghano and added:

Cats are creepy, and should be fed to sharks. After feeding an entire litter of cats to a shark, I would then be a...
mattgunn liked this
thedeepbluesea reblogged this from graffr and added:

I was wondering what that shark thing was
spiteshow liked this
letsbeinfiniteee reblogged this from topherchris and added:

Obviously Shark. OBVIOUSLY. discovery channel does not have...cat week. and cats are lame....
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fuckyeahsharks reblogged this from topherchris and added:

single shark can eat...fuckton of cats. Just sayin’
graffr reblogged this from jacob and added:

Join the sharks cause kitties are so gay…
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tiffanyarei reblogged this from passthemike and added:

TEAM CAT ALL THE WAY :> CHECK OUT THAT CUDDLY ICON
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loveallthis reblogged this from jacob and added:

Yep, I’m more of a cat person. Please add this to the list of a thousand reasons to love Tumblr.
paulstraw reblogged this from topherchris and added:

SOMETHING ABOUT SHARKS BEING BETTER THAN CATS WOOOOOO!
mimisaurus reblogged this from passthemike and added:

felt the Doctor needed whiskers.
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obviously the way to go.
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christielouwho reblogged this from topherchris and added:

sharks rule, cats drool… really, they do. sharks don’t have salivary glands.
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jacob reblogged this from topherchris and added:

fuckin shark, ya’ll.
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