September 8th, 2009

Items the world’s most boring oversharer would blog

  • Boy, I really do love sex. So much. All different ways, too.
  • Oh man, whoa. This cold medicine is making me feel almost like I’m high.
  • I’ve had Atlas Shrugged for years but I still haven’t read it.
  • I’m feeling naughty because I left work two minutes early today.
  • Watch out world, I had a Venti this morning.

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