Items the world’s most boring oversharer would blog
- Boy, I really do love sex. So much. All different ways, too.
- Oh man, whoa. This cold medicine is making me feel almost like I’m high.
- I’ve had Atlas Shrugged for years but I still haven’t read it.
- I’m feeling naughty because I left work two minutes early today.
- Watch out world, I had a Venti this morning.
