Blog posts you should avoid #1
Holy shit, this rash is disgusting. God it’s fucked up. Let me tell you how fucked up it is.
I’m never having Mexican food before a date with Janice again. You remember how athletic she is, right? So here’s what happened.
Sometimes I just get turned on for no reason when I’m watching Animal Planet.
The comic strip Cathy really speaks to me on a deep level.
So it’s time I come clean and admit that I’ve faked my entire identity on here.
