Angry Mac User: Why the story about the iPodRip guy who got a response from Steve Jobs is fucking stupid
I’ve prepared the following response to this stupid story because I’ve seen it linked and discussed over four million times and I’m goddamn sick of this motherfucking bullshit.
- So Jobs was dismissive, abrupt, even rude? My dick wants to laugh. Fortune just named him CEO of the decade. Yeah, the fucking decade. What’d you accomplish in the last 10 years? He doesn’t have time to bullshit, and neither do you. It’s remarkable that he even read that little shit’s message in the first place.
- Speaking of that little shit’s message, did you read it? Yeah, well, I didn’t either. I got like two lines in and then wanted to gnaw my motherfucking arm off.
- You know how crazy and unfair and outrageous it is that this poor fuck can’t use “iPod” in his app’s name? Hmm, let’s see here, how about not at fucking all? You silly bitches can whine about how unfair trademarks are, but we all know you’re just upset about your microscopic genitalia. Grow the fuck up.
- Bottom line: Just change the goddamn app’s name. It’s not that big of a deal. Wait, this sounds familiar. Where did I hear that shit before? OH RIGHT FROM STEVE MOTHERFUCKING JOBS THAT’S WHERE.
- I think that’s about it.
This has been the Angry Mac User. Thank you.
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Actually I think why...say that his product was previously ipodrip or email any
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If he called it “iPodRip” we’d call it “Eye Poe Drip” anyway.
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