November 30th, 2009

  1. Avoid any girl who bitches about this post on Tumblr. She has screwed up priorities and a poor sense of humor. She’ll freak out on you for not wanting to hang out with her and her friends one day and will retaliate by describing in detail to your mother the “aberrant” sexual act that you attempted to perform with her on your birthday last year.

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    I guess I’m safe because I lol’d. I also a) recognized myself in...most of them apply
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    Favorite : 43. Avoid any girl who you think looks even hotter when she is miserable. You will destroy each other.
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