January 9th, 2011
It would seem you are still alive....

Excuse me, I must attended to an urgent matter concerning a hitman and a refund.

Love,
Your Arch-Nemesis
Anonymous

Sorry you got burned. Tell you what, let me get you in touch with my guy. I’ll give you his contact info tomorrow if you’re still, uh, around. Good luck!

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