April 8th, 2008

PROTIP: Be the first person to use the restroom at the office after the janitor has covered every floor, wall, and surface with industrial-grade cleaner, breathe deeply for at least five minutes, and you’ll be as high as a kite for the rest of the day.

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@topherchris

I work at Tumblr.
I live in Manhattan.
Dinosaurs are awesome.