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My pleasure. Looking forward to reading the post and receiving a full report. Also…

WARNING: DO NOT eat a bag of Pop Rocks candy and then proceed to drink Spiritual Water®. The two substances will combine in your soul and cause your guardian angel’s stomach to explode horribly.

That’s why there are no Pop Rocks in heaven.

verenasays:

Thank you. I’ve just found next week’s Spirituality post, and I have a case of Spiritual Water en route to my office. I’ll let you guys all know exactly how holy I feel after I drink it.