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“In my time as a prosecutor I’ve seen alcohol influence people to do some strange things,” said Sheboygan County District Attorney Joe DeCecco. “When people are not in the state of mind to think right, you get strange things happening.”

Right on, Joe. I find myself in the same situation EVERY FUCKING TIME I take a drink. There’s nary a small girl in my entire county without a limp.

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