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For Immediate Release! MARRRAAAAGGG!

Arlington, VA — U.S. Senator Zombie John McCain today issued the following statement as his campaign announced a new interblog initiative:

“RAWWWAA! WHHHHHRRR! AAAAARRHH! OOOGH! TUMBLR EASY TO USE FOR ZOMBIE! VOTE ME FOR PRESIZZAAARRRNT! YUMM BRRRRAINS! OM NOM NOM!”

Christopher Price, author of the popular topherchris.com website and who has been dubbed “the Willy Wonka of Tumblr” in a post that has since been deleted from the internet due to extreme negligence, will manage and edit the blog for the McCain campaign.

“I’m proud to introduce ZombieMcCain.com, the first ever Tumblr-based site created to assist the campaign of any zombie currently running for president,” said Price.

ZombieMcCain.com’s maintenance will be assisted by a shadowy figure who said, “hey, jackass, give me some credit for this thing. All the best ideas are going to be mine anyway.” This statement may or may not be true, but this individual has no platform to clarify it as he does not currently author a popular Tumblr site.

Price will split his time between the eight sites he currently has in production, the three more nearing completion, the screenplay he’s working on, his electro-shit solo-project, dealing with the crackheads next door, posting hastily-produced videos, and a renewed focus on naps.

About ZombieMcCain.com

ZombieMcCain.com was launched just now. What happens next is anybody’s guess.