topherchris is an internet enthusiast

ihavegoodtaste:

If I got one I’d buy Fleshlights for all my friends–you know, to pay it forward.

Good idea for a site.

I’m using my stimulus package to start the Tiny Topherchris Urban Achievers — inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a higher education. I’m not sending them to college though. Oh no, I’ll be making them do all my housework, chores, and heading out to fetch me a beverage whenever I require one. The stimulus money, in fact, is only for their official t-shirts.