This is awesome, in the sense that it makes me wonder what all kinds of inanimate objects would be twittering right now.
My Fridge: OMG Exciting! Somebody just opened me and I turned on my light for them!
My Dishwasher: Sigh. I am so lonely. I fear that no one knows of my existence.
Chris’ Raging Bile Duct: RRRAAAR I AM CONSUMED WITH ANGAAR.
Michael Arrington: Blah blah Yahoo blah Microsoft blah blah.
