June 3rd, 2008
You've Been Left Behind

Holy Moses! It’s a service for Christians that’ll email documents to whoever they choose exactly six days after the rapture.

I’m pretty sure this is isn’t supposed to be used to gloat, but if it were me I’d send out mp3 files of Nelson going “ha ha” to all the poor bastards stuck on Earth.

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  2. apoplecticskeptic reblogged this from topherchris and added:
    And there you go… if there’s...church will find it. No refunds for service charges though...
  3. adeandabet reblogged this from topherchris and added:
    Hahaha. “I’m sorry, I am...being Raptured. If you’re reading this, you haven’t been saved....
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