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I had an awesome dream early this morning in which David Letterman and I were close friends. We were cracking each other up in the back of a limo when my alarm went off. Happiest fake moment ever.

Don’t argue with me about Flash support on the iPad, because I will use my rampant fanboyism to stonewall any of your attempts at logic and reason. (Read: You are wrong and also you suck.)

I’ve seen a lot of penises on Tumblr today.