topherchris

It’s snowing, so conservatives are again mocking Al Gore and climate change fears.

I wish that the worldwide scientific community would come out and explain to people why they’re willing to stake their reputations on research which indicates that climate change is real, because humorous jabs at our political enemies are merely a distraction from genuine debate and genuine solutions.

But even more than that, I wish that scientists would use their secret brain control rays to prove once and for all that these conservatives are actually cold-blooded, soulless lizard people in disguise.