June 22nd, 2008

There are a ton of lizards outside. I watched them as they enjoyed the warmth of the sunlight. There was a big dude doing his neck-inflation trick. The ladies seemed to be loving it, but they weren’t putting out.

I’m going to build them a lizard-sized bar, motel room, and jail so they can better relate to the human experience.

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