topherchris

I want to be able to take a picture of myself with my device and have it uploaded to my Tumblr after automatically photoshopping in Karp and Forman giving me a tender, loving hug.

I also want my phone to disseminate the smell of the mixture of their cologne.

I also want an inspirational quote from the Radar delivered to me, customized to my mood.

Lastly, a breathalyzer that doesn’t let me post anything until I’m within the legal limit.