July 19th, 2008
  1. Whew, we’re not losing any Starbucks locations I care about.

  2. Boringloser got me sick. I, unlike most people, hate being sick.

  3. All the love I got for my nonexciting life has been very rewarding and if I haven’t thanked you for your feedback yet it’s because I’m dying (see point 2).

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