March 9th, 2010
Now they are saying I groped a male staffer. Yeah, I did. Not only did I grope him. I tickled him until he couldn’t breathe, and then four guys jumped on top of me.
Former Rep. Eric J. Massa, who I sincerely hope goes on television every day just for the lulz.
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