August 31st, 2008
There’s a tiny door in my office, Tumblr. It’s a portal and it takes you inside Julia Allison. You see the world through Julia Allison’s eyes… and then after about 15 minutes, you’re spit out… into a ditch on the side of The New Jersey Turnpike.

Do you know what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?

What happens when a woman goes through her own portal with her MacBook Pro?

There’s a tiny door in my office, Tumblr. It’s a portal and it takes you inside Julia Allison. You see the world through Julia Allison’s eyes… and then after about 15 minutes, you’re spit out… into a ditch on the side of The New Jersey Turnpike.

Do you know what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is?

What happens when a woman goes through her own portal with her MacBook Pro?

  1. thillythenny reblogged this from topherchris and added:
    Dude, Topher… not cool. I actually like JFA. She’s incredibly smart, sassy, talented AND beautiful. Stop mocking...
  2. superdoofus-stratodrive reblogged this from onemoretimewithfeeling
  3. onemoretimewithfeeling reblogged this from everythingontheinternetistrue and added:
    Internet is true...is the saddest thing I’ve ever read.
  4. everythingontheinternetistrue reblogged this from topherchris and added:
    topherchris wrote:...I tried to explain JFA to people at
  5. ben reblogged this from topherchris and added:
    desktop always looks like that.
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