Here is my impression of the internal monologue of everyone who exited the NYC Subway system with me this morning. Please note: It is currently raining.
"OH MY GOD! RAIN! IT IS REALLY RAINING! LET ME STOP ON THE STAIRWELL IN THE WAY AND PULL OUT MY PONCHO HERE! OKAY GOT IT! OH! GOTTA OPEN THIS UMBRELLA HERE BEFORE I PROCEED! OOPS! SORRY I POKED YOU IN THE EYE WITH IT! HAHA JUST KIDDING I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE! OKAY HERE I GO!"