April 22nd, 2010
Zoom The Onion from 2008: EARTH—Former vice president Al Gore—who for the past three decades has unsuccessfully attempted to warn humanity of the coming destruction of our planet, only to be mocked and derided by the very people he has tried to save—launched his infant son into space Monday in the faint hope that his only child would reach the safety of another world.

The Onion from 2008:

EARTH—Former vice president Al Gore—who for the past three decades has unsuccessfully attempted to warn humanity of the coming destruction of our planet, only to be mocked and derided by the very people he has tried to save—launched his infant son into space Monday in the faint hope that his only child would reach the safety of another world.

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    Bwahahaha I love the onion. And this is perfect.
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    You will travel far, my little Kal-El. But we will never leave you… even in the face of our deaths… the richness of our...
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    Is this for real? :|
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    Aha hahaha, perfect.
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