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I never realized how good it feels to win an eBay auction, especially when you wait for 30 seconds remaining before you make your final max bid push. I can see why this is addictive for some people. I AM SPARTACUS!!!

So now I get to make Dave produce a video about whatever I want. I have some preliminary requirements, which I’ll go ahead and share with you all for brainstorming purposes.

My video:

• Must include at least two monkeys dressed in overalls.
• Must be shot in Lithuania.
• Must contain exactly 14 instances of copyright infringement.
• Must be in IMAX® 3D format.
• Must feature an original soundtrack composed by Philip Glass.
• Must contain the words “absquatulate” and “xenoglossy.”
• Must include never before seen footage of the JFK assassination.
• Must have a scene where I get to punch David Beckham in the face.

Lots to work out. This should be fun.