March 13th, 2009
Click on a link below and go run some errands, because this will take a while. This view is powered by a single hamster in a wheel. His name is Marvin. He is about to die.
Standard message I display to internal users when using an excessively slow Oracle view.
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I work at Tumblr.
I live in Manhattan.
Dinosaurs are awesome.