March 27th, 2009

Hey, did something happen with the ShamWow guy?

102 notes
  1. l-e answered: yes… but no one knows what… creepy isnt it
  2. knitintheround answered: geekologie.com/2009/03…
  3. snooz3r answered: some hooker pulled a Chris Brown on him?
  4. thefourth answered: BACK THE FUCK UP. IS THAT A FUCKING ANSWER FIELD?
  5. chopan answered: :o
  6. mens-sana-in-corpore-sano answered: shamwow bit him, and he had to be put down
  7. ithoughtiwouldshare answered: ekbeasley@gmail.com
  8. yasmeen answered: buuuuuuuh
  9. eerriinnbbaaeerr answered: He got arrested for “chop-slapping” a prostitute. Or something like that.
  10. snay answered: he got arrested! huffingtonpost.com/2009…
  11. jessicachu answered: This is baller.
  12. hashbang answered: Awesome. #sarcastic
  13. adriavalles answered: this is just an answer. my first answer on a tublr question :P
  14. lyall answered: Enjo Enjo Enjo
  15. alexandra-ewing answered: No. By virtue of being the ShamWow guy, you forfeit the right to be interesting.
  16. ericthebean answered: Ya! Hahaha. He kicked the shit out of some hooker. hahahaha!
  17. apseinjudgement answered: It’s a floor wax and a dessert topping!
  18. hipsterdiet answered: mhmm
  19. alexgoldstein answered: WUT IS THIS?! AND YES.
  20. travismaybe answered: No, I don’t have an answer. No please go away box, and don’t com back until you’ll work for me.
  21. helenpham answered: LOL YESH.
  22. lauramhepp answered: how did you get this entry to do this?!?!!?
  23. darknessfalls answered: This is why Tumblr anwsers is a fucking dumb idea.
  24. pierreism answered: I’m not sure but I think it has something to do with a Where The Wild Things Are trailer?
  25. mintymouse answered: I think he got herpes
  26. katelyns-otherleft answered: The answer you seek is 333. Because that’s 3 3’s which is the coolest thing in the world and therefore the answer to everything.
  27. holymoly answered: h8 u
  28. loganpayne answered: Yes he got arrested for slapping a service woman… of sorts
  29. lenxo answered: what. the. fuck. you lucky bastard.
  30. yungbruhman answered: This is cool.
  31. invisiblek answered: I’d like to poll the audience please…
  32. artlove answered: I think he hooked up with Billy Mays to create some sort of ShamWow & OxiClean hybrid.
  33. talltattooedtexasgirl answered: Can I phone a friend?
  34. sarahcooley answered: WTF!?!!?!?! I want!
  35. infirmary answered: He beat up a hooker down the road from me. But don’t worry, the Shamwow was made by Germans… That thing can sell itself.
  36. heathern1 answered: Yep some hooker bit his tounge
  37. crudmudgeon answered: If I knew who the fuck the ShamWow guy wuz, I’d tell you!
  38. thefivesecondrule answered: Who spends $20 on paper towels in a month??
  39. datainsightsideas answered: shampwned?
  40. soupsoup answered: FIRST!
  41. karenuhoh answered: Turns out he’s a sham, and not much of a wow.
  42. dhk answered: wtf is this. i fucking hate this -howd you fucking do this - i dont want this - is this what rape feels like? I finger bang rape? Fuck U TC
  43. franksandbeanz answered: dlisted.com/node/31…
  44. hellaposer answered: WHUTTEHFUCKISTHIS
  45. travors answered: I haven’t a fucking clue what you’re talking about. We don’t all live in the USA Chris
  46. winstonwolfe answered: He learned a valuable life lesson. A vacation with a hooker on the itinerary is always best taken in Nevada, not Florida. Emphasis on always.
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