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Programming Note

In tonight’s show, Cee Lo and Gwyneth Paltrow will be joined by some Jim Henson Puppets — not Muppets. Don’t call them Muppets. I’ve already been scolded for this mistake. Anyway, I just saw them do their thing and it’s awesome and ridiculous and awesomely ridiculous.

Today at 2:30 PST, the Recording Academy is hosting the Social Media Rock Star summit. David will be on the panel along with lots of other cool people. It’ll be streaming here live.

But, really, I’m here to talk to you about a glaring omission from the scheduled lineup. Where, oh where, is the Raging Ginger?

(He’s pissed that you didn’t invite him, Recording Academy. Just FYI.)

GRAMMY® NOMINEES JAMIE FOXX AND T-PAIN TO PERFORM
WITH SLASH AND DOUG E. FRESH
NOMINEES DRAKE, EMINEM, AND LIL WAYNE IN A
SPECIAL PERFORMANCE WITH TRAVIS BARKER
SPECIAL LES PAUL TRIBUTE TO FEATURE
JEFF BECK AND IMELDA MAY
CAST OF “AMERICAN IDIOT” TO PERFORM WITH GREEN DAY
ROBERTA FLACK, ELTON JOHN, AND JENNIFER NETTLES ADDED
TO STELLAR LINEUP FOR 52ND ANNUAL GRAMMY AWARDS

Simon Baker, Stephen Colbert, Alice Cooper, Sheryl Crow, Kaley Cuoco, Placido Domingo, Robert Downey Jr., Wyclef Jean, Juanes, Miranda Lambert, John Legend, Jennifer Lopez, Lea Michelle, Chris O’Donnell, Katy Perry, Lionel Richie, Ryan Seacrest, Seal, Quentin Tarantino, and Keith Urban Are Latest Presenters Announced for Music’s Biggest Night® Jan. 31 Only on CBS

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I’m just saying, that’s a hell of a press release right there.